I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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