what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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