We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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