yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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