Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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