Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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