Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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