I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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