theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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