what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
