U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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