he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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