we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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