At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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