So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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