After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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