Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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