chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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