Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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