Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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