I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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