she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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