At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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