I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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