What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Randomize