It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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