If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
His nipple licking is glorious
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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