u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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