There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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