You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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