if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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