my room smells like sperm. sweet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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