how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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