(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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