wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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