hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Acid is not a monday night drug
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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