just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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