Well apparently he's into motor boating.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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