I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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