Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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