We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You were trust falling into bushes
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
