if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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