But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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