we're blogging at a bar
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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