real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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