There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he puts the penis in happiness.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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