Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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