At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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