Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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