Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
The air taste purple.
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