Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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