Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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