Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wish i was in the wii world.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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