i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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