I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I need to stop coming to work sober
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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