I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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