I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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