so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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