Your dad touched me again.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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