I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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