i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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