Already got asked if we're dating
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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