I hate your face
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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