yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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