The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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